May 2013
techiejellyfish:
i-will-eviscerate—you:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
Self Harm: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Suicide: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Anxiety: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Depression: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Anorexia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Bulimia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Any ED: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Schizophrenia: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Bipolar: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Austism: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
OCD: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Turrets: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Personality disorders: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Chronic Pain: Don't joke about something that you don't understand
Mental illness: DON'T JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
monarchbaby:
mareeps:
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
i-o-u-an-assbutt:
iamaproudsuperwholockian:
counting-to-one-hundred:
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are...
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
carryonmywaywardassbutts:
remlupins:
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
I need to bring this classic back
nicnolashoult:
IF UR A BOY AND UR VOICE CRACKS DO NOT BE ASHAMED IT IS CUTE AND MAKES ME FLAIL ON THE INSIDE IN SHARP OUTBURSTS OF EXCITEMENT AND HAPPY
lieutenant-kevin-riley:
suicidallyreckless:
fuckyeahauthordog:
case-for-eviction:
Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you...
lumos5000:
theshirelock:
if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes
someone found a real life plot hole
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
cosrnos:
It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
youastupidslut:
everyone is happily in love and it makes me feel like absolute garbage because i honestly think that i’m never going to find someone that can keep up with all my imperfections and flaws and that breaks my heart it scares me
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer
in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
